HAPPY FUN BUCKET
Selection of Polls from Lewis Smith's Live Journal
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Poll #562835 The KSBS Poll (The Non-Freudian Kind)
Open to: All, results viewable to: All
First, of the folowing which do you find funny?
Monkeys
5 (71.4%)
Crazy robots 6 (85.7%)
Drug humour 2 (28.6%)
Charles Nelson Riley 0 (0.0%)
Physical Injury, usually to the groin 3 (42.9%)
Second, of the kind of things I post here, what do you like?
Caption Time (BRING IT BACK, DAMN YOU!) 3 (42.9%)
Hilarious Non-Sequiturs 7 (100.0%)
Announcements 4 (57.1%)
Well-meaning and heartfelt pleas for sanity in a world going more and more off the rails 4 (57.1%)
I love lamp. 2 (28.6%)
Third, do you think I just put this here because I was curious about what "radio buttons" are?
Yes 2 (28.6%)
No 0 (0.0%)
Maybe 0 (0.0%)
I don't know 0 (0.0%)
I just killed a guy with a trident! 5 (71.4%)
OK, now he's just making up questions on the spot because he's experimenting with the poll functions.
Yes 2 (28.6%)
No 0 (0.0%)
That wasn;t even a question! 1 (14.3%)
Was too! 1 (14.3%)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! 3 (42.9%)
On a scale of 1 to 10, please indicate your satisfaction with this poll
| 1 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 2 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 3 | 1 (14.3%) |
| 4 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 5 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 6 | 1 (14.3%) |
| 7 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 8 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 9 | 1 (14.3%) |
| 10 | 4 (57.1%) |
Poll #566683 The Fabulous 10 Question "Price Is Right" Poll
Open to: All, results viewable to: All
First, do you know what "Price Is Right" Is?
Yes 6 (75.0%)
No 1 (12.5%)
I don't know 0 (0.0%)
Did you really NEED to make a poll about this? 0 (0.0%)
You know what I could go for right now? A hot dog. 1 (12.5%)
What's your favourite type of contestant?
Nubile young coeds, next to whom Bob Barker looks like a pederast 2 (25.0%)
Geriatric men and women so old they make Bob Barker look young 0 (0.0%)
Military folks on furlough who make Bob Barker look like a pantywaist 1 (12.5%)
Any combination of the above execept they made a sad-ass T-shirt just for the show. 2 (25.0%)
Fat women so grotesquely obese they make Bob Barker look like lunch. 3 (37.5%)
What's your favourite part of the show?
Sifting it out in Contestant's Row and sneering at the jackass who bid one dollar. 0 (0.0%)
The actual pricing games where people can't grasp that cleanser ALWAYS costs more than BREATH MINTS 2 (25.0%)
The Big Wheel! It beeps, it spins, and people can't make it add up to one dollar! 1 (12.5%)
The Showcase Showdown! So much intense crap you'll never need! A jukebox and a spa! 2 (25.0%)
You're REALLY pushing it to make 10 questions here, aren't you? 3 (37.5%)
I like it when people
Win 0 (0.0%)
Lose 0 (0.0%)
Cry 2 (25.0%)
Spaz out 1 (12.5%)
Do all at once while Bob tries to avoid getting killed. 5 (62.5%)
What's your favourite pricing game?
Plinko, dammit! 4 (50.0%)
Cliff-hanger (The mountain climber one--FALL OFF!) 4 (50.0%)
That one you punch out all the paper covered holes looking for money. 1 (12.5%)
That one where people have to run around sticking price tags on things and 0 (0.0%)
Bulls-eye (All the fun of grocery shopping except you stick white dots on things!) 0 (0.0%)
Now and Then (For those of you who have grocery shopped far too long) 0 (0.0%)
Hole In One (Or Two!) 0 (0.0%)
That one where they have to walk over different numbers and it makes a fart noise every time they get it wrong 1 (12.5%)
The dice game. Man those foam dice look like so much fun. 3 (37.5%)
Safe Crackers (Win prizes with skills best used for theft!) 1 (12.5%)
What's your least favourite pricing game
One Away (Gentlemen, can I slow the show down any faster?) 1 (12.5%)
ANY of those goddamn grocery shopping games 3 (37.5%)
Plinko (Note: I am a godless communist) 0 (0.0%)
Any game that just involves picking which price is which. 2 (25.0%)
Spelling Bee (You wouldn't beleive how hard it is to spell "CAR") 2 (25.0%)
That one card game that takes forever for Bob to explain and everyone loses at 5 (62.5%)
Any game that's just a clone of another game (like Spelling Bee is a clone of the other match game) 2 (25.0%)
Cliff Hanger (I don't find cartoon mountain-climber's suicidal tendencies amusing) 0 (0.0%)
Double Prices (You have to pick 2 prices, one of which is so damn obvious) 2 (25.0%)
The Big Wheel (Yes, I ran out of games) 0 (0.0%)
Schadenfreude--What moment of gut-wrenching pain have you been dying to see happen?
Contestant wins car, heart explodes in ensuing spaz-out. 0 (0.0%)
Plinko chip bounces off the board, kills several 2 (25.0%)
Big wheel comes loose, crushes Bob and contenstants and rolls into the audience, all the whole making that "Boop boop boop" sound. 4 (50.0%)
Screaming fat woman devours Bob Barker in a fit of excitement. 1 (12.5%)
IRS raids Showcase Showdown, arrests contestant who won both showcases. 1 (12.5%)
You've made it to the Showcase Showdown. What do you do?
Pass the first showcase onto the other player because it's bound to be crappy 1 (12.5%)
Keep whichever one you've got and try to bid for both (you can always give some of that crap away) 1 (12.5%)
Question the logic of the whole thing (Do I really need a camper, 3 cars, a jukebox and a pool table? I live in a shed!) 1 (12.5%)
Pick whichever one has a story holding it all together (Thematic unity=good luck) 4 (50.0%)
You think the reason they have those podiums is in case they piss themselves if they win? 1 (12.5%)
What long-pondered mystery of "Price is Right" always made you wonder?
Why is it no one's worked out the whole "Breath mints/bathroom cleaner" disparity? 2 (25.0%)
Why do they still have those 1970-chic flower patterns over everything? 2 (25.0%)
Why is it they only offer trips to places that only weeks ago suffered some disaster or terrorist attack? 1 (12.5%)
Bob, why do you care so much if my pets are spayed and neutered? 2 (25.0%)
Is the whole "Cliffhanger" idea some commentary on our fragile economy? 1 (12.5%)
You made it to the end! What do ya think?
This poll was pretty cool! 1 (12.5%)
This polls sucks! 0 (0.0%)
This poll sucked so hard I am making judgments on you personally. 1 (12.5%)
You think far too much about game shows 1 (12.5%)
I killed a man with a trident! 5 (62.5%)
Poll #571379 The "I'm Somewhat Ironic About The 80's Poll" (Or: I Had No Good Ideas For This Week's Poll & Half-Assed It)
Open to: All, results viewable to: All
Oh the ten 80's cartoons listed below what was your favourite?
Transformers 3 (50.0%)
G.I. Joe 1 (16.7%)
He-Man 0 (0.0%)
She-Ra 2 (33.3%)
Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors 1 (16.7%)
Voltron 2 (33.3%)
Thundercats 1 (16.7%)
Robotech 0 (0.0%)
My Little Pony (TOKEN CHOICE) 1 (16.7%)
Other 2 (33.3%)
If "Other," Please Specify:
Of the shows you chose, which of the following had the most appeal?
Hyperactive action made me want to kill things. 3 (50.0%)
Blatant toy advertising prepared me for a life of consumerism. 2 (33.3%)
Saw through the "Facile moral at the end of the episode justifed the violence in the episode" idea. 0 (0.0%)
Homo- or hetero- subtext amongst the characters 0 (0.0%)
So bad it was good. 1 (16.7%)
Even among the shows you liked, which element annoyed you the most?
Annoying sidekick/predestined hostage. 3 (50.0%)
Inept bad guys who made Stormtroopers look like fucking sharpshooters. 2 (33.3%)
Theme song so 80's it abused the privelege 1 (16.7%)
Animation in the range of 5 and 10 frames per scene 0 (0.0%)
Plots that even as a 7 year old on a sugar high you could see through like glass. 0 (0.0%)
What type of thing/stupid idea finally killed your enthusiasm
Figured out they were never gonna beat the bad guys/get the treasure/find Dad and stopped caring 1 (16.7%)
Ro-bear-berbils 1 (16.7%)
Discovered and "outside," with properties wholly unlike the "inside" 1 (16.7%)
anything with the suffix "master" 1 (16.7%)
Killed a man with a trident. 2 (33.3%)
Of the ten 80's cartoons below, which ones were your LEAST favourite?
Transformers 0 (0.0%)
She-Ra 2 (33.3%)
G.I. Joe 1 (16.7%)
He-Man 1 (16.7%)
Thundercats 1 (16.7%)
Robotech 2 (33.3%)
Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors 1 (16.7%)
Voltron 0 (0.0%)
Smurfs 3 (50.0%)
Other (please specify) 1 (16.7%)
If "Other," please specify:
Of the shows you hated, what as the main reason why?
Theme song annoyed me. 3 (50.0%)
Fact that the Joes coun't hit Cobras 15 feet away made me doubt military solutions to our problems. 0 (0.0%)
Thinking about where Optimus Prime's trailer went when he was a robot made me tired. 0 (0.0%)
Decided all Thundercats were moron douchebags. 1 (16.7%)
Duality of He-Man (naked barbarian) to Prince Adam (fop in lavendar tights) led to disturbing questions about own sexuality. 2 (33.3%)
Any other reason?
Failed to see how Man at Arms learning that being hit with a truck really hurt explained anything in the episode. 0 (0.0%)
G.I. Joes lurking around waiting to issue morals led to government paranoia. 1 (16.7%)
Worked out that Thundercats, Silverhawks and Tigersharks were basically the same fucking show. 1 (16.7%)
Care Bears made me not care even more out of spite. 4 (66.7%)
Space mice. 0 (0.0%)
Does such a blatantly obvious poll choice indicate a weekly poll is pretty limited as a concept?
Yes! 0 (0.0%)
No! 1 (16.7%)
Uh-HUH! 0 (0.0%)
Nuh-UH! 0 (0.0%)
C'mon, he's hardly trying! 0 (0.0%)
No, no, it was just a stressful week and he couldn't come up with a fresh concept. 1 (16.7%)
What a lame excuse! 0 (0.0%)
YOU'RE lame! 0 (0.0%)
NO, YOU ARE! 2 (33.3%)
*Kills with trident* 2 (33.3%)
Lewis Smith (![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} kazekage) wrote,@ 2005-10-06 04:28:00 |
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My sexual preference Is. . .
Men 2 (40.0%)
Women 2 (40.0%)
Both 0 (0.0%)
William Shatner and those suspected of being William Shatner 0 (0.0%)
Ninjas. Naked ones. 1 (20.0%)
When making love, I prefer . . .
slow and gentle 2 (40.0%)
hard and fast 0 (0.0%)
soak and rinse 0 (0.0%)
tooth and nail 1 (20.0%)
rock-em sock-em robots 2 (40.0%)
My secret technique for maximum pleasure involves
Licking the alphabet 2 (40.0%)
5 jars of baby oil and a Wham-O Slip-N-Slide 1 (20.0%)
A cowboy hat and Waylon Jenning's greatest hits album 2 (40.0%)
Remembering that the term "Bell end" refers to the end of a man's beast. 0 (0.0%)
My shining bald head 0 (0.0%)
Of the following choices, I have engaged the following one most often for sexual services
A stripper 1 (33.3%)
A dominatrix 0 (0.0%)
A Phone sex operator 0 (0.0%)
A birthday clown 1 (33.3%)
Megaforce 1 (33.3%)
Of the following pick-up lines, please choose the one you feel would be most successful.
"Yeah, I got shoes." 0 (0.0%)
"I killed a man with a trident!" 2 (40.0%)
"I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany" 1 (20.0%)
"I'm from another planet" 1 (20.0%)
"UH-OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!" 1 (20.0%)
Of the following, which one thing most accurately describes your "first time?"
Outdoors, got dirt in places where dirt is unwelcome & uncomfortable. 2 (40.0%)
Dorm room. . .wherein mis-applied condom became Wacky Wall-Walker by accident. 2 (40.0%)
Ball pit in the playground at Burger King 0 (0.0%)
Backseat of car later pulled over for running over schoolkids 1 (20.0%)
Halftime at the Rose Bowl. 0 (0.0%)
Some people like spicy talk during sex. Choose from the following various racy things you have said to get or perpetuate "The Mood."
"Ohh yeah. You like that?" 2 (40.0%)
"Harder" 2 (40.0%)
"Faster" 2 (40.0%)
"Wonder-Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!" 2 (40.0%)
"LET'S FORM VOLTRON!" 2 (40.0%)
"Duck season!" 3 (60.0%)
"Wabbit season!" 2 (40.0%)
"Eye of the tiger! EYE OF THE TIGER!" 2 (40.0%)
"Sweep the leg, Johnny!" 1 (20.0%)
. . .why do you care? Seriously. 1 (20.0%)
Some people use toys during sex. Of the following, which have you used?
A vibrator 3 (60.0%)
Something edible 2 (40.0%)
A strap-on 0 (0.0%)
Teddy Ruxpin 1 (20.0%)
Fortress Maximus 1 (20.0%)
A lightsaber 1 (20.0%)
Nerf products 3 (60.0%)
A slip-n-slide 2 (40.0%)
A pogo ball 2 (40.0%)
A Speak-N-Spell 1 (20.0%)
Of the following, choose the ONE thing you would be willing to dress up in for your partner
lingerie 1 (20.0%)
nurse's outfit 0 (0.0%)
schoolgirl 1 (20.0%)
dominatrix 2 (40.0%)
Leatherface 1 (20.0%)
Of the following, please choose the one answer that best describes your satisfaction or dissatisfaction with this poll
I laughed, I cried, I wet my pants. 1 (20.0%)
I hate you and wnat to invent time travel to kill your ancestors. 0 (0.0%)
I got what you were making fun of, but it could be funnier. 0 (0.0%)
I killed a man with a trident. 2 (40.0%)
Lewis, that one icon you have with the "Match Game 76" guys and the big bird? What is THAT all about? 2 (40.0%)
